| Snow shoeing / X-Country Skiing Hash
#677 - Feb 11, Time TBD
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|  Close to 40 half-minds made the slippery drive to the Commissioner's Cabin at Chestnut Ridge Park for the 2nd Annual Festivus for the Rest of us hash. Once again, the hash gods were smiling down on BH3 with a glorious snowy day. Out of Towners Phart and ET came south of the border from Oakville/Niagara Falls and Mudman, Robin Wood, Uncle John, Free Cuntry, Male Slot, Erectile Duckfuntion, Lopsided Labia, Bishop 2-2, and Harry CockHer travelled west from Flour City. Long time no see hasher Gorby also came out of hibernation to join the pack.
Hares Dr FAL and Spoonful of Asshole marked trail with agent orange in a can and alleged red colored flour (that was never seen beyond the mark on top of FAL's head.) Standard hash marks led the pack along the slippery shore of a pond to a backcheck leading the pack through the park roads to Chestnut Ridge Rd and back into the park for the first BN located in a shelter at the bottom of the toboggan hill. Hashers had a choice of cold beer or spiked hot chocolate. Trail continued up the sledding hill, across the casino parking lot and along the main park road where FAL attempted to block the flow of traffic with his car with great success as a carload of young ladies broadsided his Mazda with Free Cuntry still inside his car. (Hurt in a car? Call William Mattar - 444-4444) Trail continued past the accident scene to a trail leading to a newly constructed warming hut and the 2nd BN. Hashers had a choice of a Turkey- Eagle Split, both leading back to the Commissioner's Cabin.
Fertilize Her ran another great circle starting with the hares, out of towners, birthdays (my 50th), and missed the last hash. On to accusations which included: new shoes, hashing with your dog, latecummers, getting stuck in a ditch, pushing someone out of a ditch, hash crashes, Festivus Virgins, and dry lips. On to a great spread of food and birthday cake.
Festivus is a great annual event at one of the best locations in WNY. If you haven't made it to either or both of the first 2, make a resolution to make it next year!
Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes, great presents, and your presence!
| | Posted by sscrash on Sunday, January 15 @ 09:46:24 CST (29 reads) (comments? | Score: 5) | | | | | | Das Boot Hash - Review by Bangs for a Buck | | The “Das Boot Hash” took place on Saturday afternoon, October 15th at the Rose Garden restaurant on Wehrle in Williamsville. Our Hare, WheresMyCooter, met up with her co-hares Suds And Jugs and Bangs For A Buck early in the morning and was met with hail, rain and 50 mph wind. There was some thought to changing the course, but the rain dissipated enough for them to set the trail.
Nineteen hearty souls, including four virgins, set off after having been well hydrated at the bar. Trail went south into a large open field with a Super Nova check and scattered everyone all over the place. Then it was through the woods on to a questionable back check. Hey, what would a hash be without any confusing marks? We then turned north to Main St. going through a playground and a cemetery. The first beer halt was in Cooter’s mom’s garage. Besides brewski’s, there was quite an array of coffee, hot cider, shots and soda. During this interlude, Suds mentioned he works in Chicago, (he really does!) which led to a rendition of song. Trail continued through her back yard, through an auto dealer’s lot and on to Murphy’s Pub in the Wehrle Golf Dome. The rain then picked up, so it was On Home back to the Rose Garden.
Circle was held in the dining room. Sweetest Day chocolates were provided to all the hariettes. “RA for the Day” was Bangs with assistance from Mudman. Pecker Wrecker handled the beer bitch duties and Pink Cosmo made sure the pitchers were full. As per usual, the hares were brought into the Circle, then the four female virgins, out-of-towners, birthdays and those who missed last hash. FRB’s, FBI and DFL were also serenaded. Fuckin Fartin Fur started off the accusations which continued for quite a while.
Bartender Mark and Manager Julie were very accommodating, so Cooter promised them that we would hash here again in the not too distant future.
| | Posted by sscrash on Tuesday, October 18 @ 18:04:32 CDT (112 reads) (comments? | Score: 0) | | | | | | Dead Celebrities put their ass on ice | | | Steve Jobs, Marilyn Monroe, Janis Joplin, Chris Farley, Blue from Old School, Anna Nicole Smith, Tupac Shakur....these are some of the hashers that showed up for I Want a Drink and Porn Tub's Devils Hash - #666.
Gathering up at Porn Tub's house, we met some virgins, some dogs (and I'm not talking about Just Eric's outfit) and were on-OUT. I Want a Drink had a laid a nicely confusing trail that even got Bangs for a Buck to bite on some false trails. We did run by a bunch nice looking water, which mysteriously, we never got into. WTF?
On-over drain pipes and some shiggy we made our way to a beer near at the infamous MacGruders. We watched the Sabres score some goals and thought about our own chances of doing likewise later. On the patio we sang the owner a short round of Chicago. Definitely a good way to spice up that song - sing it to a crowd of virgins! They've never heard the jokes before.
On-out, weaving down the trail...more urban shiggy and street hashing brought us to a second beer near. The pack, suitably half-in-the-bag at this point, began to make introductions to many of our virgins and dogs.
On-on again, completing the trail on-home. I got caught up on Ellicotville gossip and spent some quality time deciding which harriettte had the best tail on her costume.
Gathering up our late comers we circled on Porn Tub's back porch. A small bag of ice from Inverted Camel Toe's injury provided the inspiration to introduce a new generation of hashers to the pleasure of bare ass on ice. Flour City started it right with Poker Tang and SirCumScribeHer each taking a cheek while we sang them a song.
Much hilarity then ensued with long timers (Bangs), newcomers (Amanda, Pablo) and everyone in between getting accused and spending some quality time freezing their butts. Hashing - just when you think it can't get any funnier, a girl with ginormous tits shows up in the circle.
On-Halloween and 69 beer checks - On
| | | | | | | Just Madison's Virgin Lay by Oakville's ET | | ET writes:
Hey you wankers! For those who missed Just Madison's first inaugural virgin maiden hash, you lucked out on a great run! It was urban (2 bar beer stops), it was shiggy, with another BC on top of an abandoned railway bridge, and it was a barbie after at the Hare's house. Looking at the fit young turks gathering at the Getty station (saved $10 here), I was worried not being able to keep up with the...se athletes. However, some slower hashers showed up, including of the canine sort, who seemed to have a predilection to wallow in mud puddles. (Picture anyone?) JM was ably assisted by Anal Drip who did a good job sweeping and steering the slow pokes (moi) in the right direction. First BC was at the swanky Dooleys Bar, dog friendly, since they even had doggie watering bowls inside. Second BC was at Viggy's (?) where the lovely barmaid was serenaded twice. Part 2 - FTN sign was not adhered to by half the pack, meaning they had to wait till the other half licked it all up, including doggie cones. On on through the Tonawanda wilderness, causing yellow stained shirts and pseudo allergy attacks. Third BC was on the top of above-mentioned railway bridge, not friendly to acrophobia sufferers, but the Sun Chips were good. On home to hare's house, where the... down downs were performed. Nice barbie, salad and desserts, which counteracted any kind of calorie loss caused by running. Demands of a harriette at the on-on: a bed frame (which all harriers present seemed to possess), medical insurance, and a driveway. The usual job-car-hair prerequisite seemed to have fallen by the wayside. I'd say: go for it boys! To heck with tailgate parties: This was a Good Run, Good Food, and Good Company. On On!!!! | | Posted by sscrash on Monday, September 12 @ 16:25:46 CDT (173 reads) (comments? | Score: 0) | | | | | | Mount Me's 40th Birthday Hashstravaganza | | 40-something hashers gathered on Fuhrmann Blvd for Mount Me's 40th birthday hash. Several out of towners came from north, south, east, and west including: Hogtown - Butt Ugly, Mrs. Robinson, Sex Toy, & Cougar, Oakville - Phart, ET, & Two Women, Flour City - Goes Down Under, Eerie - Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullett, Dolly Fartin, Cumz Alone, Sir Licks Alot, & Ho, Pittsburgh - Hypnotits, and Holidaze - Spanks my Minky. We also had 9 virgins and transfer hasher Just Pablo from NJ along with some BH3 regulars and not so regulars.
Trail started through a patch of shiggy, following the not-explained toilet tissue marks to a road leading to RCR Yachts and the first BN in a shelter next to the docks. Plenty of beer, shots of something, and a lot of conversation and we were off again to Furhmann Blvd, along an under construction boardwalk to a constructed boardwalk circle jerk leading to the 2nd BN behind a birdwatching blind and next to a pier. More beer and some snacks and we were off again, parallel to the lake, following the not explained orange ribbon to the 3rd BN on the lake with more beer and pudding shots. Schlabotnik was seen splashing around in the lake and several harriettes were impressively using their tongue swirling techniques on the pudding shot cups. Crash led a round of Today is Monday and the pack was off again, along the lake path and across the sand dunes to a super nova leading to the cupcake stop. The pack was on in from there, down Fuhrmann Blvd to the circle.
Crash led circle starting with the birthday girl hare and then the virgins. One of the virgins (who had hashed in Cameroon) had a headgear violation and when one virgin drinks.... On to the out of towners who were called up from north to south (sorry I missed you Minky) all sharing a song, joke, or body part. On to birthdays, missed the last hash, milestones (Crash and Pink's 200th hash and Cumz Alone's 3rd year hashing) FRB- Fertilize Her, FBIs(first bitches in) Trust Me and Pink, FBI (first bike in) Cougar and DFL. On to accusations which included shitting on trail - Just Bandit, hashing with your sister or family member, unexplained marks, all of BH3 for having the smallest down down cups ever, bounce back for making out with a dog during circle (acceptable hash behavior), peeing on trail, and getting lost on trail. It turns out Mount Me couldn't handle all of the spankings as she collapsed part way through the spanking mill. Shitty trail!
Overheard at the hash:
"I love the box!" Mount Me
"I cum 12 times then disappear." Rubs me Raw
"Minky's getting hot over there" - "I'm getting hot too." Unnnamed hasher
"He told me he was cumming on Facebook." Two Women
"If you open your mouth Bandit will french kiss you." Crash
"Someone dropped their penis" Unknown harriette
| | Posted by sscrash on Monday, August 22 @ 13:03:32 CDT (181 reads) (comments? | Score: 5) | | | | | | |
