This is like the game 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.
How many Hashers does it take to run a hash in 8* weather in snowy East Aurora? 10? 15? 20? 25? Let me count -- Bangs, FFF, Head Dispenser, Blows My Monkey, SS Crash, Too Good to be Goo, Hare Lama, One Night Hand, Just Bob, Jungle Pits, Pink Cosmo, Gazelleria, Fertilize Her, Trust Me it Won't Spread, Vagitarian, Inverted Camel Toe, Dr FAL, Dr Tyrone Dingleberry, Mudman, Robin's Wood, Runs Both Ways, Yeah!, Gorby, Bishop 2-2, Unknown Grizzly Guy and at least a few others, including a Just xxx who went to Holidaze.
Trail set out from Openers Bar, which should be renamed Closers Bar, since they were closed! Closed from losing their f'ing liquor license. F'ing underage drinkers. Can't they just break open their parent's liquor cabinet like the rest of us? Anyway, so, a cold start for the pack. The hare ran live out of the parking lot around Knox Farms. A beautiful park, recently donated to the State for Tax Purposes.
On-On to the open fields, 6" snow and -10* wind chill. No problem for hashers. Just keep following the blue f'ing chalk and the white tailed deer who were scared out of the forest by the live hare. Past the horse pastures, past the pile of dead brush, over a fence and through another field marked "No entrance, Private"
Taking that sign as more of an opinion, the trail soon led to some woods. These were good, because they were out of the wind and on some ski trails. Ski trails led to checks, which led to more marks (it was a live hare, let us remember). On-On around and about the woods to a clearing, some more woods, a bridge, and then a BN. (see photo).
Beer, hot chocolate with (Bailey's, Whiskey) and some chatting. Soon, on-on from the Winter Wonderland to the Big House of Knox Farms. Chocolate Pudding Shots, Chat with State Employees and Chicago. And thanks god for FFF and his biking cronies. On-On to the Estate Pond, Horse Barn and broken down fences where the majority of the pack missed the best photo oppurtunity e.v.e.r. (Dr Tyrone, please post!!!). On-on to Bowen Road, and the back-ass way to the On-In.
What can I say about the On-In? Fire, heat, pool, hot-tub, beer, chips, ball-wars, beer, circle, renaming, attempted naming, Flour City, Goo's birthday, Chippendales, Jungle Pits, Just Bob (aka Double Sided D*ck), and a freaking great time.
A shitty time was had by all and thanks to our host and hostess - Jungle Pits and Just Bob. Cum hash again!!